Texans = Bitches

Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?

Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?

Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.

READ: Twitters From Texas

(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)