Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

F.U., GOP... can you STFU and talk about something else already, you idiot McCarthyite racist f*ckpigs?

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Obama's Kinda Sorta "Kick-Ass"'s a nice thought, anyway.

READ: Blog Buzz "Ass"-tounded By Obama
( -- June 8, 2010)

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Limbaugh The Haiti-Monger

Didn't that disgusting pig Rush Limbaugh drop dead of a massive drug-induced heart attack a few weeks ago?

Oh no, right, now I remember: that would have been in a parallel universe...where there's actually some justice.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Heavy Metal Palin Lot

Republican logic in a nutshell:

"We need to get the polar bears off the endangered list so that we can drill there."

Now that's the epitome of conservativeness!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

A Dick with No Heart

Isn't there a nice little HEART ATTACK out there with this worthless asshole's name on it? What's with all the dithering -- c'mon, hurry up!

READ: White House: Cheney Failed on Afghanistan
(Politico -- October 22, 2009)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


Say hello to Jerry Falwell and Paul Weyrich down there...

READ: Robert Novak, Conservative Columnist, Commentator, Dies at 78
(Bloomberg News -- August 18, 2009)

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

WHO Got Some 'Splainin to Do...?

Uh, no, I believe it's YOU who's "got some 'splainin' to do" goddamn stupid yahoo racist Republican.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Limbaugh: Reagan Created Michael Jackson -- And Obama Killed Him!

As we should all know by now (as the Bible tells us, in fact), everything good that ever happened in America -- historically, culturally, and musically -- is due to St. Ronnie Reagan:

The question is, why did Michael Jackson have to die while this towering shit-pile Rush Limbaugh still lives and breathes?

Is there a bigger waste of oxygen on God's green earth than this gargantuan gasbag?

Happy 4th of July.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Speaking of Hate...

...this is why everyone hates Republicans! See how that works?

Friday, April 17, 2009

Texans = Bitches

Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?

Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?

Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.

READ: Twitters From Texas

(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)

Friday, April 10, 2009

What It Takes To Be A Republican

It's been decided: according to our Gasbag-in-Chief, if you don't support the United States' use of torture, that means you are stupid, ignorant, and "no Republican at all."

(Speaking of torture, I wonder what it actually feels like to be a Republican right about now...?)

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Three Reasons Why We Should Support Rush Limbaugh

That's right. Please, PLEASE let this snorting, revolting pig be the leader of the conservative movement, and the Republican Party, now and forever. Please do! The more power that Rush's flock of mindless, bleating sheep give him -- while at the same time pretending the monstrous incompetence of the last eight years were a bad dream, and that George W. Bush, the most right-wing president in U.S. history, never existed -- the better for us.

This is what a party that cares about nothing but its own power, for whom no measure of power can ever be enough, looks like when it has none...and it is far from pretty. Far be it from them, in their titanic arrogance and selective amnesia, to explain or even acknowledge -- much less apologize for -- the Bush presidency. Forget about wiping the slate clean; to them, there is no slate. George W. Bush? Who's that? Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld? Never heard of 'em.

No, to hear Limbaugh tell it, it's Barack Obama, John Kerry, Al Gore and the "Democrat Party" who've been in power all these years, and the Republicans simply want a fair shot after being disenfranchised and marginalized by those power-mad liberals, with their chokehold on an innocent electorate. Ah, the conservative movement...that poor, besieged, victimized minority. They've been denied for so long; if only we'd give them a chance to take back the country. Because really, why should the other team (you know, the team that won last November by nine million votes) be given a chance to play? In fact, when the Republicans obviously have all the answers, why should we have a two-party system at all? That's not what America is about, that "democracy" stuff!

And yet: the more often that Limbaugh, this vile embodiment of the conservative id, is unleashed for the wider world to behold in all his rancid ugliness and paranoid delusion...the better for America.

Because here's what the bovine yahoos in his vast wasteland of an audience, those "ditto-heads" who ask nothing more of their Great Leader than to be told exactly what to think, are too simple-minded to understand: Rush Limbaugh is not running for national office. Or for any office, except Gasbag-in-Chief. So the more they hold this raving, authoritarian egomaniac up as their standard-bearer -- and the more he gleefully, and profitably, enforces his own standard of insane ideological purity -- the less chance there is that any actual candidate they deign to nominate will be able to measure up. At this late date, the holy spirit of St. Ronnie himself would be vilified as a big-government tax-and-spender by these fanatics.

All of this, my friends, is good for those of us here in the reality- based community. All we need is for them to keep showing their true colors, shouting in their little white-bread echo chamber.

So let's join together and raise our voices for a big three cheers:

Rush! Rush! Rush! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

P.S. -- If Rush does end up running for office? Then the party really starts!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The New Face of the GOP?

Yeahhh...good luck with that, guys.

(Hint: it's gonna take more than just one young, brown-skinned dude.)

Thursday, January 22, 2009



Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Thursday, December 18, 2008

"Sock and Awe" Game -- Play It Now!

For Happy Holiday fun with family and friends...


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Friday, December 12, 2008

A Christmas Wish for George W. Bush

Dear Santa,

In his next life, please make President Bush come back as a seal.


READ: Bush Administration Takes Independent Scientific Reviews Out of Endangered Species Act
(Los Angeles Times -- December 12, 2008)

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ain't Democracy Grand?

From the Fulfillment Of Impossible Dreams Dep't....

November 4, 2008:
This happens.

November 23, 2008: This happens.

I mean, what is this...1992?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008