Isn't there a nice little HEART ATTACK out there with this worthless asshole's name on it? What's with all the dithering -- c'mon, hurry up!READ: White House: Cheney Failed on Afghanistan
(Politico -- October 22, 2009)
Thursday, October 22, 2009
A Dick with No Heart
Isn't there a nice little HEART ATTACK out there with this worthless asshole's name on it? What's with all the dithering -- c'mon, hurry up!READ: White House: Cheney Failed on Afghanistan
(Politico -- October 22, 2009)
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Buh-Bye.
Say hello to Jerry Falwell and Paul Weyrich down there...READ: Robert Novak, Conservative Columnist, Commentator, Dies at 78
(Bloomberg News -- August 18, 2009)
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
WHO Got Some 'Splainin to Do...?
Uh, no, I believe it's YOU who's "got some 'splainin' to do"...you goddamn stupid yahoo racist Republican.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Limbaugh: Reagan Created Michael Jackson -- And Obama Killed Him!
As we should all know by now (as the Bible tells us, in fact), everything good that ever happened in America -- historically, culturally, and musically -- is due to St. Ronnie Reagan:
The question is, why did Michael Jackson have to die while this towering shit-pile Rush Limbaugh still lives and breathes?
Is there a bigger waste of oxygen on God's green earth than this gargantuan gasbag?
Happy 4th of July.
The question is, why did Michael Jackson have to die while this towering shit-pile Rush Limbaugh still lives and breathes?
Is there a bigger waste of oxygen on God's green earth than this gargantuan gasbag?
Happy 4th of July.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Texans = Bitches
Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?
Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?
Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.
READ: Twitters From Texas
(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)
Friday, April 10, 2009
What It Takes To Be A Republican
It's been decided: according to our Gasbag-in-Chief, if you don't support the United States' use of torture, that means you are stupid, ignorant, and "no Republican at all."
(Speaking of torture, I wonder what it actually feels like to be a Republican right about now...?)
Friday, April 3, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Three Reasons Why We Should Support Rush Limbaugh
That's right. Please, PLEASE let this snorting, revolting pig be the leader of the conservative movement, and the Republican Party, now and forever. Please do! The more power that Rush's flock of mindless, bleating sheep give him -- while at the same time pretending the monstrous incompetence of the last eight years were a bad dream, and that George W. Bush, the most right-wing president in U.S. history, never existed -- the better for us.
This is what a party that cares about nothing but its own power, for whom no measure of power can ever be enough, looks like when it has none...and it is far from pretty. Far be it from them, in their titanic arrogance and selective amnesia, to explain or even acknowledge -- much less apologize for -- the Bush presidency. Forget about wiping the slate clean; to them, there is no slate. George W. Bush? Who's that? Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld? Never heard of 'em.
No, to hear Limbaugh tell it, it's Barack Obama, John Kerry, Al Gore and the "Democrat Party" who've been in power all these years, and the Republicans simply want a fair shot after being disenfranchised and marginalized by those power-mad liberals, with their chokehold on an innocent electorate. Ah, the conservative movement...that poor, besieged, victimized minority. They've been denied for so long; if only we'd give them a chance to take back the country. Because really, why should the other team (you know, the team that won last November by nine million votes) be given a chance to play? In fact, when the Republicans obviously have all the answers, why should we have a two-party system at all? That's not what America is about, that "democracy" stuff!
And yet: the more often that Limbaugh, this vile embodiment of the conservative id, is unleashed for the wider world to behold in all his rancid ugliness and paranoid delusion...the better for America.
Because here's what the bovine yahoos in his vast wasteland of an audience, those "ditto-heads" who ask nothing more of their Great Leader than to be told exactly what to think, are too simple-minded to understand: Rush Limbaugh is not running for national office. Or for any office, except Gasbag-in-Chief. So the more they hold this raving, authoritarian egomaniac up as their standard-bearer -- and the more he gleefully, and profitably, enforces his own standard of insane ideological purity -- the less chance there is that any actual candidate they deign to nominate will be able to measure up. At this late date, the holy spirit of St. Ronnie himself would be vilified as a big-government tax-and-spender by these fanatics.
All of this, my friends, is good for those of us here in the reality- based community. All we need is for them to keep showing their true colors, shouting in their little white-bread echo chamber.
So let's join together and raise our voices for a big three cheers:
Rush! Rush! Rush! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
P.S. -- If Rush does end up running for office? Then the party really starts!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The New Face of the GOP?
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
Yeahhh...good luck with that, guys.(Hint: it's gonna take more than just one young, brown-skinned dude.)
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Bush and Dick, Sociopaths 'R' Us: From "So?" to "So What?"
DEFINITION: Sociopathy
READ: Is Bush a Shoe-In for Worst President Ever?
(The Guardian -- December 16, 2008)
Monday, December 15, 2008
"We Will Be Greeted As Liberators": Epilogue
READ: Arabs Hail Shoe Attack as Bush's Farewell Gift
(AFP -- December 15, 2008)
Friday, December 12, 2008
A Christmas Wish for George W. Bush
Dear Santa,
In his next life, please make President Bush come back as a seal.
Thanks,
Me
READ: Bush Administration Takes Independent Scientific Reviews Out of Endangered Species Act
(Los Angeles Times -- December 12, 2008)
In his next life, please make President Bush come back as a seal.
Thanks,
Me
READ: Bush Administration Takes Independent Scientific Reviews Out of Endangered Species Act(Los Angeles Times -- December 12, 2008)
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
The Gift That Keeps on Giving...
READ: Recession Started in December 2007(Washington Post -- December 1, 2008)
READ: Recession Could Last into 2010
(Los Angeles Times -- December 2, 2008)
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Ain't Democracy Grand?
From the Fulfillment Of Impossible Dreams Dep't....November 4, 2008: This happens.
November 23, 2008: This happens.
I mean, what is this...1992?
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
U.S. Rep. Paul Broun Calls Obama "Marxist"
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READ: Broun Says Obama 'Marxist'(Augusta Chronicle -- November 8, 2008)
READ: Georgia Congressman Warns of Obama Dictatorship
(Associated Press -- November 10, 2008)
Monday, November 10, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Republican "Soul" Searching...
READ: Rove in Sights as Party Seeks a Scapegoat(The Age -- November 7, 2008)
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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