Obama-Biden...McCain-Palin...Election 2008!

Heavy Metal Palin Lot

2009-12-14T13:02:00.002-08:00

Republican logic in a nutshell:

"We need to get the polar bears off the endangered list so that we can drill there."

Now that's the epitome of conservativeness!

A Dick with No Heart

2009-10-22T13:29:00.000-07:00

Isn't there a nice little HEART ATTACK out there with this worthless asshole's name on it? What's with all the dithering -- c'mon, hurry up!

READ: White House: Cheney Failed on Afghanistan
(Politico -- October 22, 2009)

The Fresh New Face Of The Republican Party

2009-08-04T14:55:00.001-07:00

...and isn't she just GORGEOUS?

Buh-Bye.

2009-08-18T10:58:00.000-07:00

Say hello to Jerry Falwell and Paul Weyrich down there...

READ: Robert Novak, Conservative Columnist, Commentator, Dies at 78
(Bloomberg News -- August 18, 2009)

Bill Clinton, Hero

2009-08-05T14:55:00.000-07:00

READ: American Journalists Glad to Be "Home and Free"
(MSNBC.com -- August 5, 2009)

WHO Got Some 'Splainin to Do...?

2009-07-16T11:06:00.000-07:00

Uh, no, I believe it's YOU who's "got some 'splainin' to do"...you goddamn stupid yahoo racist Republican.

Limbaugh: Reagan Created Michael Jackson -- And Obama Killed Him!

2009-07-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

As we should all know by now (as the Bible tells us, in fact), everything good that ever happened in America -- historically, culturally, and musically -- is due to St. Ronnie Reagan:

The question is, why did Michael Jackson have to die while this towering shit-pile Rush Limbaugh still lives and breathes?

Is there a bigger waste of oxygen on God's green earth than this gargantuan gasbag?

Happy 4th of July.

Thanks to Michael Jackson, Meet...

2009-06-25T16:19:00.001-07:00

Arnold's Gone to Pot!

2009-05-06T11:03:00.000-07:00

READ: Arnold: Time to Talk About Legalizing Pot

(Huffington Post -- May 6, 2009)

Speaking of Hate...

2009-04-30T14:46:00.000-07:00

...this is why everyone hates Republicans! See how that works?

ReSpecter!

2009-04-28T11:38:00.001-07:00

Texans = Bitches

2009-04-17T20:56:00.000-07:00

Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?

Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?

Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.

READ: Twitters From Texas

(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)

What It Takes To Be A Republican

2009-04-10T17:27:00.000-07:00

It's been decided: according to our Gasbag-in-Chief, if you don't support the United States' use of torture, that means you are stupid, ignorant, and "no Republican at all."

(Speaking of torture, I wonder what it actually feels like to be a Republican right about now...?)

"Begin the day with a friendly voice..."

2009-04-03T16:01:00.000-07:00

Change Has Come! (Size Does Matter.)

2009-03-27T14:13:00.000-07:00

What's Left of the GOP

2009-03-09T18:16:00.001-07:00

Three Reasons Why We Should Support Rush Limbaugh

2009-02-28T15:54:00.000-08:00

That's right. Please, PLEASE let this snorting, revolting pig be the leader of the conservative movement, and the Republican Party, now and forever. Please do! The more power that Rush's flock of mindless, bleating sheep give him -- while at the same time pretending the monstrous incompetence of the last eight years were a bad dream, and that George W. Bush, the most right-wing president in U.S. history, never existed -- the better for us.

This is what a party that cares about nothing but its own power, for whom no measure of power can ever be enough, looks like when it has none...and it is far from pretty. Far be it from them, in their titanic arrogance and selective amnesia, to explain or even acknowledge -- much less apologize for -- the Bush presidency. Forget about wiping the slate clean; to them, there is no slate. George W. Bush? Who's that? Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld? Never heard of 'em.

No, to hear Limbaugh tell it, it's Barack Obama, John Kerry, Al Gore and the "Democrat Party" who've been in power all these years, and the Republicans simply want a fair shot after being disenfranchised and marginalized by those power-mad liberals, with their chokehold on an innocent electorate. Ah, the conservative movement...that poor, besieged, victimized minority. They've been denied for so long; if only we'd give them a chance to take back the country. Because really, why should the other team (you know, the team that won last November by nine million votes) be given a chance to play? In fact, when the Republicans obviously have all the answers, why should we have a two-party system at all? That's not what America is about, that "democracy" stuff!

And yet: the more often that Limbaugh, this vile embodiment of the conservative id, is unleashed for the wider world to behold in all his rancid ugliness and paranoid delusion...the better for America.

Because here's what the bovine yahoos in his vast wasteland of an audience, those "ditto-heads" who ask nothing more of their Great Leader than to be told exactly what to think, are too simple-minded to understand: Rush Limbaugh is not running for national office. Or for any office, except Gasbag-in-Chief. So the more they hold this raving, authoritarian egomaniac up as their standard-bearer -- and the more he gleefully, and profitably, enforces his own standard of insane ideological purity -- the less chance there is that any actual candidate they deign to nominate will be able to measure up. At this late date, the holy spirit of St. Ronnie himself would be vilified as a big-government tax-and-spender by these fanatics.

All of this, my friends, is good for those of us here in the reality- based community. All we need is for them to keep showing their true colors, shouting in their little white-bread echo chamber.

So let's join together and raise our voices for a big three cheers:

Rush! Rush! Rush! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

P.S. -- If Rush does end up running for office? Then the party really starts!

The New Face of the GOP?

2009-02-25T13:46:00.000-08:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Yeahhh...good luck with that, guys.

(Hint: it's gonna take more than just one young, brown-skinned dude.)

Jailbait!

2009-01-22T16:46:00.000-08:00

Investigate...interrogate...incarcerate!

HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY

2009-01-20T13:23:00.000-08:00

This looks about right.

Letterman's Farewell "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"

2009-02-20T19:21:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama is Tired of Your Motherfucking Shit

2009-02-12T16:26:00.001-08:00

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit.

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The Four-Finger Salute

2009-01-30T18:13:00.000-08:00

"Sock and Awe" Game -- Play It Now!

2008-12-18T17:06:00.000-08:00

For Happy Holiday fun with family and friends...

PLAY HERE!

That's My Prez!

2008-12-17T17:01:00.000-08:00

READ: Obama: The College Years
(TIME -- December 17, 2008)