Obama-Biden...McCain-Palin...Election 2008!

Michele, Not So Belle

2011-08-28T11:07:00.000-07:00

Trump Dumped

2011-05-11T13:07:00.000-07:00

READ: Donald Trump Plummets in GOP Presidential Poll
(Mother Jones -- May 11, 2011)

Take THAT, Republicans

2011-05-01T21:40:00.000-07:00

And Another Thing...

2011-04-28T10:45:00.000-07:00

READ: Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta
(The Onion -- August 27, 2009)

F.U., GOP...

2011-04-27T17:42:00.000-07:00

...now can you STFU and talk about something else already, you idiot McCarthyite racist f*ckpigs?

GOP + NRA = Guns "R" Us!

2011-01-12T12:14:00.000-08:00

READ: GOPers Steer Clear of Palin's "Blood Libel" Comments
(Mother Jones -- January 12, 2011)

{Drawing by Peter Hanson}

Who's REALLY to Blame...

2010-11-04T17:06:00.001-07:00

Obama's Kinda Sorta "Kick-Ass"

2010-06-08T14:11:00.000-07:00

...it's a nice thought, anyway.

READ: Blog Buzz "Ass"-tounded By Obama
(MSNBC.com -- June 8, 2010)

Limbaugh The Haiti-Monger

2010-01-14T12:44:00.000-08:00

Didn't that disgusting pig Rush Limbaugh drop dead of a massive drug-induced heart attack a few weeks ago?

Oh no, right, now I remember: that would have been in a parallel universe...where there's actually some justice.

Heavy Metal Palin Lot

2009-12-14T13:02:00.002-08:00

Republican logic in a nutshell:

"We need to get the polar bears off the endangered list so that we can drill there."

Now that's the epitome of conservativeness!

A Dick with No Heart

2009-10-22T13:29:00.000-07:00

Isn't there a nice little HEART ATTACK out there with this worthless asshole's name on it? What's with all the dithering -- c'mon, hurry up!

READ: White House: Cheney Failed on Afghanistan
(Politico -- October 22, 2009)

Buh-Bye.

2009-08-18T10:58:00.000-07:00

Say hello to Jerry Falwell and Paul Weyrich down there...

READ: Robert Novak, Conservative Columnist, Commentator, Dies at 78
(Bloomberg News -- August 18, 2009)

Bill Clinton, Hero

2009-08-05T14:55:00.000-07:00

READ: American Journalists Glad to Be "Home and Free"
(MSNBC.com -- August 5, 2009)

The Fresh New Face Of The Republican Party

2009-08-04T14:55:00.001-07:00

...and isn't she just GORGEOUS?

WHO Got Some 'Splainin to Do...?

2009-07-16T11:06:00.000-07:00

Uh, no, I believe it's YOU who's "got some 'splainin' to do"...you goddamn stupid yahoo racist Republican.

Limbaugh: Reagan Created Michael Jackson -- And Obama Killed Him!

2009-07-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

As we should all know by now (as the Bible tells us, in fact), everything good that ever happened in America -- historically, culturally, and musically -- is due to St. Ronnie Reagan:

The question is, why did Michael Jackson have to die while this towering shit-pile Rush Limbaugh still lives and breathes?

Is there a bigger waste of oxygen on God's green earth than this gargantuan gasbag?

Happy 4th of July.

Thanks to Michael Jackson, Meet...

2009-06-25T16:19:00.001-07:00

Arnold's Gone to Pot!

2009-05-06T11:03:00.000-07:00

READ: Arnold: Time to Talk About Legalizing Pot

(Huffington Post -- May 6, 2009)

Speaking of Hate...

2009-04-30T14:46:00.000-07:00

...this is why everyone hates Republicans! See how that works?

ReSpecter!

2009-04-28T11:38:00.001-07:00

Texans = Bitches

2009-04-17T20:56:00.000-07:00

Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?

Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?

Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.

READ: Twitters From Texas

(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)

What It Takes To Be A Republican

2009-04-10T17:27:00.000-07:00

It's been decided: according to our Gasbag-in-Chief, if you don't support the United States' use of torture, that means you are stupid, ignorant, and "no Republican at all."

(Speaking of torture, I wonder what it actually feels like to be a Republican right about now...?)

"Begin the day with a friendly voice..."

2009-04-03T16:01:00.000-07:00

Change Has Come! (Size Does Matter.)

2009-03-27T14:13:00.000-07:00

What's Left of the GOP

2009-03-09T18:16:00.001-07:00

Three Reasons Why We Should Support Rush Limbaugh

2009-02-28T15:54:00.000-08:00

That's right. Please, PLEASE let this snorting, revolting pig be the leader of the conservative movement, and the Republican Party, now and forever. Please do! The more power that Rush's flock of mindless, bleating sheep give him -- while at the same time pretending the monstrous incompetence of the last eight years were a bad dream, and that George W. Bush, the most right-wing president in U.S. history, never existed -- the better for us.

This is what a party that cares about nothing but its own power, for whom no measure of power can ever be enough, looks like when it has none...and it is far from pretty. Far be it from them, in their titanic arrogance and selective amnesia, to explain or even acknowledge -- much less apologize for -- the Bush presidency. Forget about wiping the slate clean; to them, there is no slate. George W. Bush? Who's that? Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld? Never heard of 'em.

No, to hear Limbaugh tell it, it's Barack Obama, John Kerry, Al Gore and the "Democrat Party" who've been in power all these years, and the Republicans simply want a fair shot after being disenfranchised and marginalized by those power-mad liberals, with their chokehold on an innocent electorate. Ah, the conservative movement...that poor, besieged, victimized minority. They've been denied for so long; if only we'd give them a chance to take back the country. Because really, why should the other team (you know, the team that won last November by nine million votes) be given a chance to play? In fact, when the Republicans obviously have all the answers, why should we have a two-party system at all? That's not what America is about, that "democracy" stuff!

And yet: the more often that Limbaugh, this vile embodiment of the conservative id, is unleashed for the wider world to behold in all his rancid ugliness and paranoid delusion...the better for America.

Because here's what the bovine yahoos in his vast wasteland of an audience, those "ditto-heads" who ask nothing more of their Great Leader than to be told exactly what to think, are too simple-minded to understand: Rush Limbaugh is not running for national office. Or for any office, except Gasbag-in-Chief. So the more they hold this raving, authoritarian egomaniac up as their standard-bearer -- and the more he gleefully, and profitably, enforces his own standard of insane ideological purity -- the less chance there is that any actual candidate they deign to nominate will be able to measure up. At this late date, the holy spirit of St. Ronnie himself would be vilified as a big-government tax-and-spender by these fanatics.

All of this, my friends, is good for those of us here in the reality- based community. All we need is for them to keep showing their true colors, shouting in their little white-bread echo chamber.

So let's join together and raise our voices for a big three cheers:

Rush! Rush! Rush! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

P.S. -- If Rush does end up running for office? Then the party really starts!

The New Face of the GOP?

2009-02-25T13:46:00.000-08:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Yeahhh...good luck with that, guys.

(Hint: it's gonna take more than just one young, brown-skinned dude.)

Letterman's Farewell "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"

2009-02-20T19:21:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama is Tired of Your Motherfucking Shit

2009-02-12T16:26:00.001-08:00

Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit.

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The Four-Finger Salute

2009-01-30T18:13:00.000-08:00

Jailbait!

2009-01-22T16:46:00.000-08:00

Investigate...interrogate...incarcerate!

HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY

2009-01-20T13:23:00.000-08:00

This looks about right.

"Sock and Awe" Game -- Play It Now!

2008-12-18T17:06:00.000-08:00

For Happy Holiday fun with family and friends...

PLAY HERE!

That's My Prez!

2008-12-17T17:01:00.000-08:00

READ: Obama: The College Years
(TIME -- December 17, 2008)

Bush and Dick, Sociopaths 'R' Us: From "So?" to "So What?"

2008-12-16T15:19:00.000-08:00

DEFINITION: Sociopathy

READ: Is Bush a Shoe-In for Worst President Ever?
(The Guardian -- December 16, 2008)

"We Will Be Greeted As Liberators": Epilogue

2008-12-15T09:49:00.000-08:00

READ: Arabs Hail Shoe Attack as Bush's Farewell Gift
(AFP -- December 15, 2008)

A Christmas Wish for George W. Bush

2008-12-12T16:45:00.001-08:00

Dear Santa,

In his next life, please make President Bush come back as a seal.

Thanks,
Me

READ: Bush Administration Takes Independent Scientific Reviews Out of Endangered Species Act
(Los Angeles Times -- December 12, 2008)

Decider, Defender, Destroyer

2008-12-04T12:17:00.000-08:00

READ: I'm Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place
(The Onion -- December 1, 2008)

The Gift That Keeps on Giving...

2008-12-02T11:18:00.000-08:00

READ: Recession Started in December 2007
(Washington Post -- December 1, 2008)

READ: Recession Could Last into 2010
(Los Angeles Times -- December 2, 2008)

Divine Intervention (Post-Election Edition)

2008-11-25T14:51:00.000-08:00

READ: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut (No, Really)
(Huffington Post -- November 25, 2008)

What Happens When Everyone on Earth Hates You...?

2008-11-21T18:11:00.000-08:00

Sarah Palin Shows Us the True Meaning of Thanksgiving

2008-11-21T11:41:00.000-08:00

Ain't Democracy Grand?

2008-11-19T16:45:00.000-08:00

From the Fulfillment Of Impossible Dreams Dep't....

November 4, 2008: This happens.

November 23, 2008: This happens.

I mean, what is this...1992?

Fly Like A Bald-Ass, Pissed-Off Eagle

2008-11-18T18:40:00.000-08:00

U.S. Rep. Paul Broun Calls Obama "Marxist"

2008-11-11T12:51:00.000-08:00

READ: Broun Says Obama 'Marxist'
(Augusta Chronicle -- November 8, 2008)

READ: Georgia Congressman Warns of Obama Dictatorship
(Associated Press -- November 10, 2008)

"Whazzzaaap?!?" 2008 Style

2008-11-10T19:06:00.001-08:00

"Yes We Did" by Shepard Fairey

2008-11-07T18:28:00.000-08:00

ORDER HERE: MoveOn.org Obama Election Stickers
by "Obey" artist Shepard Fairey.

Republican "Soul" Searching...

2008-11-06T16:52:00.000-08:00

READ: Rove in Sights as Party Seeks a Scapegoat
(The Age -- November 7, 2008)

Bad Bush. Now go away.

2008-11-05T17:13:00.000-08:00

Oh. Yes. We. Did.

2008-11-05T11:27:00.001-08:00

Let's Make a Day of It

2008-11-04T11:00:00.000-08:00

READ: Should Election Day Be a National Holiday?
(MSNBC.com -- November 4, 2008)

VISIT: Why Tuesday?

This Election Day...

2008-11-03T18:07:00.000-08:00

Now GO VOTE!

"American Tune": Best Ad of the 2008 Campaign

2008-11-03T13:57:00.000-08:00

"American Tune" by Paul Simon

Happy Halloween...

2008-10-31T16:27:00.000-07:00

This Halloween,
In this election year,
Please vote your Hope
And not your...

Bible Spice

2008-10-30T11:59:00.000-07:00

John Walker Sidney George McCain Bush III

2008-10-28T20:07:00.000-07:00

GOP: From Swaggerin' to Staggerin'

2008-10-23T16:44:00.003-07:00

Electoral map as of 10/22/08 courtesy of FiveThirtyEight.com.

Maverick Drops a C-Bomb

2008-10-23T14:37:00.001-07:00

Maverick Schmaverick!

2008-10-22T18:35:00.000-07:00

Joe (Not the Plumber) Lives

2008-10-21T10:18:00.000-07:00

READ: Michele Bachmann Channels McCarthy
(Huffington Post -- October 17, 2008)

Dig That GOP!

2008-10-20T14:41:00.000-07:00

READ: Thinking Conservatives: MIAs of the GOP
(Los Angeles Times -- October 16, 2008)

It's Magic, Brother!

2008-10-20T12:57:00.000-07:00

READ: The Magical Negro
(Wikipedia)

Letterman Spanks McCain and Liddy

2008-10-17T12:52:00.000-07:00

Thanks to The Raw Story.

The Horror...Part III

2008-10-16T12:34:00.000-07:00

"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive...it's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!"

Plumbing the Depths...

2008-10-16T10:23:00.001-07:00

READ: Profile: Joe Wurzelbacher
(BBC News -- 10/16/08)

Dickie Goes to the Hospital

2008-10-15T10:24:00.001-07:00

Your Friendly Neighborhood McCain-Palin Voter #2

2008-10-14T16:40:00.000-07:00

Joined at the Hip Replacement

2008-10-14T12:23:00.000-07:00

The Pied Piper of Palin-Land

2008-10-10T11:23:00.001-07:00

How to Gut a Pig (No Lipstick Required)

2008-10-09T09:56:00.000-07:00

"An Ode to Sean Hannity"
by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You're a profanity,
Hannity.

Straight Talk on the Second Debate

2008-10-08T10:27:00.000-07:00

READ: Mud Pies for 'That One'
(New York Times -- 10/07/08)

Black and Blue!

2008-10-07T12:59:00.000-07:00

Electoral map as of 10/07/08 courtesy of FiveThirtyEight.com.

Electoral cartogram as of 10/07/08 courtesy of ElectoralVote.com.

What did you do in the war, McC?

2008-10-06T19:01:00.000-07:00

READ: Mishaps Mark John McCain's Record as Naval Aviator
(Los Angeles Times -- October 6, 2008)

Requiem for an American Dream

2008-10-06T15:45:00.000-07:00

The Reagan Legacy...

2008-10-06T11:10:00.000-07:00

Sarah Palin: Winky Woman

2008-10-03T14:25:00.000-07:00

READ: Flirting Her Way to Victory
(The Guardian -- 10/03/08)

Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart

2008-10-03T14:21:00.000-07:00

Bill Maher on Race: "Ebony & Irony"

2008-10-03T14:09:00.000-07:00

Goonies 'n' Loonies

2008-10-01T17:25:00.000-07:00

America's Favorite Couple(s)

2008-10-01T11:30:00.000-07:00

In these troubled, turbulent times...

2008-09-30T19:12:00.000-07:00

Friday, October 3rd: Christmas for Rational People!

2008-09-29T16:05:00.000-07:00

Coming this Friday to a theatre near you!

Vice President USA 2008...or Miss Teen USA 2007?

2008-09-27T13:31:00.000-07:00

Does the above remind you of anyone? If not, see below:

Flip out!

2008-09-26T14:40:00.000-07:00

School Days...

2008-09-26T14:28:00.000-07:00

Educational Background of the Candidates:

BARACK OBAMA
Occidental College - 2 years
Columbia University - B.A. in Political Science with specialization in International Relations
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.), Magna Cum Laude
University of Chicago - Constitutional Law Professor

JOSEPH BIDEN
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

JOHN McCAIN
Legacy graduate of U.S. Naval Academy - Class rank 894 of 899

SARAH PALIN
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters, general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters, journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters, B.A. in journalism

The Horror...Part III

2008-09-25T17:54:00.000-07:00

The Wolfman of Wasilla: The Complete "Blessing"

2008-09-25T13:46:00.001-07:00

...is it me, or does Bishop Thomas Muthee sound a bit like the late, great Wolfman Jack?

The Witches of Wasilla

2008-09-25T10:38:00.000-07:00

Wake up!

2008-09-24T16:20:00.000-07:00

Which Side Are You On? (Hope - Fear - Obey)

2008-09-24T13:26:00.001-07:00

"It's a Stone groove, my man..."

2008-09-24T10:14:00.000-07:00

Oliver Stone's W Teaser Trailer
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Your Friendly Neighborhood McCain-Palin Voter #1

2008-09-23T12:59:00.000-07:00

The Horror...Part II

2008-09-23T10:27:00.001-07:00

Profiteer-in-Chief

2008-09-22T15:53:00.000-07:00

Privatize this!

2008-09-19T14:02:00.001-07:00

"The Party of Lincoln"

2008-09-18T12:12:00.001-07:00

...right.

(Thanks to Seeds of Doubt.)

Fundamentalists

2008-09-18T12:12:00.000-07:00

"The fundamental business of the country, that is, production and distribution of commodities, is on a sound and prosperous basis."
-- President Herbert Hoover, October 1929

"The economic fundamentals remain sound."
-- President Ronald Reagan, October 1987

"I remain convinced America's fundamentals are sound; not just the economic indicators...but the broad fundamentals that sustain American society."
-- President George H.W. Bush, December 1991

"I still believe the fundamentals of our economy are strong.”
-- John McCain, September 2008

Train Wreck

2008-09-18T12:02:00.000-07:00

Greed is...good?

2008-09-18T10:47:00.000-07:00

Cindy McCain, drug thief

2008-09-17T12:24:00.000-07:00