Thursday, April 30, 2009

Speaking of Hate...



...this is why everyone hates Republicans! See how that works?

Friday, April 17, 2009

Texans = Bitches



Who knew them rootin'-tootin' Lone Star staters were such whiny little bitches?

Their beloved Republican Party gets shitkicked in two national elections -- thanks to that proud "Texan" George W. Bush -- and suddenly they're all-fired ready to take their barbecue and go home? Hootin' and hollerin' the whole way about how much more patriotic and America Firsty they are than everyone else in these United States?

Two words, y'all yahoo bitches: good riddance.


READ: Twitters From Texas

(Gail Collins, New York Times -- April 18, 2009)

Friday, April 10, 2009

What It Takes To Be A Republican



It's been decided: according to our Gasbag-in-Chief, if you don't support the United States' use of torture, that means you are stupid, ignorant, and "no Republican at all."

(Speaking of torture, I wonder what it actually feels like to be a Republican right about now...?)